Mr. Snuggle Bunny
Born in a hole in the ground to a working-class family that fled imperialist Greater Luxembourg. Mr. Snuggle Bunny has worked his entire life to dispel the myth that you cannot sleep your way to the top. In fact, he was napping at his desk when the memo naming him editor-in-chief was slipped under his head. When he awoke he wiped away the drool and was pretty sure the smeared ink listed him as the new head of BNN.
Mr. Snuggle Bunny lives in Greeley, CO where he is alleged to be the father of 3 children.