If you’ve been keeping abreast of the latest environmental news than you’ve already heard that plush toilet paper is bad for the planet. No doubt you’ve wanted to do your part. Well, if you’ve got Al Gore’s back he’s got yours because one good environmental movement deserves another.
Introducing the Re-Usab-Al!
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Hey! Maybe it won’t cut down on all of your greenhouse gas emissions but who says you can’t wipe away your nagging conscious with Re-Usab-Als
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