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BREAKING: Obama Goes to Copenhagen
Can’t even get a stupid t-shirt. In Other National News Unemployment Creeps Past 9.8% Economists fault lack of stimulus spending in t-shirt sales as the leading cause of entrenched joblessness. Despite Lobby by Obama, Chicago Loses Bid to Host Numerous … Continue reading
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Announcement: Our Denouncement
To our readers…both of you (Hi, mom!)…we are delighted to announce that we have been denounced by The People’s Cube, the most politcally korrekt website on the internet for socialist merchandising and profit-making enterprises. It is with great honor that … Continue reading
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