Category Archives: Sports
BREAKING: Obama Goes to Copenhagen
Can’t even get a stupid t-shirt. In Other National News Unemployment Creeps Past 9.8% Economists fault lack of stimulus spending in t-shirt sales as the leading cause of entrenched joblessness. Despite Lobby by Obama, Chicago Loses Bid to Host Numerous … Continue reading
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Activists Protest Olympian’s Diet
Beijing, China – Today the liberal watchdog group Democrat Underground (DU) issued a statement condemning 6-time Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps, denouncing him for his 12,000 calorie a day diet. Noting that Americans comprised just 5% of the world’s population … Continue reading
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