Category Archives: Politics
BREAKING: Obama Goes to Copenhagen
Can’t even get a stupid t-shirt. In Other National News Unemployment Creeps Past 9.8% Economists fault lack of stimulus spending in t-shirt sales as the leading cause of entrenched joblessness. Despite Lobby by Obama, Chicago Loses Bid to Host Numerous … Continue reading
Filed under Economics & Finance, Politics, Sports, Uncategorized
Roman Polanski To Be Extradited to US
Famed movie director Roman Polanski has been arrested in Switzerland and will be extradited to the US. Polanski fled the day before he was due to be sentenced in 1977 after pleading guilty to drugging and sodomizing a 13-year old girl. … Continue reading
Filed under Government, Healthcare, Law Enforcement, Lifestyles & Entertainment, Politics
Human Rights Activist Accuses US, Obama of Mass Genocide
Geneva, Switzerland – Dr. Hans Furter has been tracking tales of genocide for over 4 decades. From the Pol Pot’s killing fields of Cambodia to Slobodan Milosevic’s campaign of ethnic cleansing in the former Yugolsav Republic, Dr. Furter says he had … Continue reading
Filed under Conspiracy, Politics, Scandals & Corruption
Alec Baldwin May Follow Al Franken to the Senate
Actor Alec Baldwin recently stated that he is considering running for Joe Lieberman’s senate seat during an interview with Playboy magazine. It’s unknown at this time if anyone actually read the article.
Filed under Politics
Critical Allies Expressing Doubts Over Obama Agenda
New York, NY – Former Secretary of State Colin Powell isn’t the only major political figure to reconsider the wisdom of his endorsement of Barack Obama’s presidential campaign last year. On Friday the Legion of Doom said it was strongly … Continue reading
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White House Speaks Out on Iranian Elections
Washington D.C. – With nationwide protests in Iran entering their 4th day and becoming increasingly more violent the White House moved quickly to dispel criticism that it had not adequately addressed the growing crisis surrounding what many believe were elections stolen by … Continue reading
Filed under Foreign Affairs, Politics
