Washington DC - President Obama’s appointed official on keeping school children safe now says he regrets not having done more two decades ago when a 15-year old student confided in him that he was having sex with adult males at a bus depot.
Kevin Jennings, a high school teacher at the time, told the student to make sure condoms were being used before sending the student back on his way.
Asked if this was the sort of representation the White House wanted for its education initiatives one White House staffer admitted, “You work with the material left to you. When we hired Mr. Jennings, Mackenzie Phillip’s dad was dead and Roman Polanski was out of country at the time.”
In Other Educational News
Videos of Children Singing Obama’s Praises Cause Deep Concern
The recent spate of videos of elementary-aged school children singing praises to President Obama has Education Secretary Arne Duncan deeply concerned.
“They’re sounding a little off-key and they obviously need work on their arpagios but we’re working on it,” he said answering questions on his way to a meeting with the director of the Vienna Boys Chior.
In Wake of Deadly Beating Chicago Schools Crackdown
Students will now be searched for 10-foot wooden planks prior to entering classes.
Easy access to unregistered lumber is the obvious culprit.
Clearly we need more lumber control laws. Perhaps mandatory lumber locks. It’s sad that a once noble tree has been reduced to an instrument of death. I blame the plank, society and especially the irresponsible contractor who left scrap wood lying around where any innocent kid could find it.