Monthly Archives: October 2009
Obama Renews Vow to Abolish Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Washington DC – Today in a speech to long disappointed supporters from among the Lesbian-Gay-Bisexual-Transgender (LGBT) community, President Obama renewed his vow to end the Clinton-era policy of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell so as to allow homosexuals to openly serve in … Continue reading
Filed under Gay Rights, Government, National Defense
BREAKING: Obama Goes to Copenhagen
Can’t even get a stupid t-shirt. In Other National News Unemployment Creeps Past 9.8% Economists fault lack of stimulus spending in t-shirt sales as the leading cause of entrenched joblessness. Despite Lobby by Obama, Chicago Loses Bid to Host Numerous … Continue reading
Filed under Economics & Finance, Politics, Sports, Uncategorized
‘Safe Schools’ Czar Issues Apology
Washington DC – President Obama’s appointed official on keeping school children safe now says he regrets not having done more two decades ago when a 15-year old student confided in him that he was having sex with adult males at … Continue reading
Filed under Education, Government, Law Enforcement
