Monthly Archives: September 2009
And Now A Word From Our Sponsor
If you’ve been keeping abreast of the latest environmental news than you’ve already heard that plush toilet paper is bad for the planet. No doubt you’ve wanted to do your part. Well, if you’ve got Al Gore’s back he’s got … Continue reading
Filed under Advertising
Roman Polanski To Be Extradited to US
Famed movie director Roman Polanski has been arrested in Switzerland and will be extradited to the US. Polanski fled the day before he was due to be sentenced in 1977 after pleading guilty to drugging and sodomizing a 13-year old girl. … Continue reading
Filed under Government, Healthcare, Law Enforcement, Lifestyles & Entertainment, Politics
Announcement: Our Denouncement
To our readers…both of you (Hi, mom!)…we are delighted to announce that we have been denounced by The People’s Cube, the most politcally korrekt website on the internet for socialist merchandising and profit-making enterprises. It is with great honor that … Continue reading
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White House Trumpets New Environmental Compliance
Washington DC – After a series of fits and starts the White House today announced it has come into full compliance the tough new environmental standards set forth by congress this year. President Obama, once known for the brilliant, angelic … Continue reading
Filed under Economics & Finance, Environment, Government
Latest Drug Craze Threatens Urban Youth
Raleigh, NC – In a ordinary working class neighborhood here in the North Carolina capital local police officer Michael Jenson patrols on foot. It is, he says, the best way to establish a rapport with the children and teens that … Continue reading
Filed under Law Enforcement
Government Stimulus Program Goes Tragically Awry
Abbotsford, WI – This sleepy midwestern town had been the scene of much fanfare in recent months. Struggling under the burden of a lingering economic recession the population of 2,000 residents were expecting relief from an adminsitration many here had … Continue reading
Filed under Economics & Finance, Government
Human Rights Activist Accuses US, Obama of Mass Genocide
Geneva, Switzerland – Dr. Hans Furter has been tracking tales of genocide for over 4 decades. From the Pol Pot’s killing fields of Cambodia to Slobodan Milosevic’s campaign of ethnic cleansing in the former Yugolsav Republic, Dr. Furter says he had … Continue reading
Filed under Conspiracy, Politics, Scandals & Corruption
ACORN Scandal Continues to Grow
Washington DC - Two young, would-be investigative journalists have been heating-up the internet with a series of videos they have surreptitiously recorded at ACORN offices across the country. With each new day comes a new video that add to the discomfort … Continue reading
Filed under Environment, Government, Law Enforcement, Scandals & Corruption
Domestic Agenda Collides with Economic Reality
Washington D.C. – August has not been the kindest of months for president Obama. With the recession putting the brakes on federal revenue streams and major agenda items feeling the pressure from an electorate increasingly nervous over deficits the fledgling … Continue reading
Filed under Economics & Finance, Government, Healthcare
